casual haikus

• 2012-06-21

  my mom always says
  “money doesn’t grow on trees” 
  where’s the paper from?

• 2012-06-19

  there were two in the 
  bed and the little one said:
  “i’m selfish, get out!” 

• 2012-06-13

  i feel creepy when
  i watch my sims have “woohoo”
  peeping tom alert 

• 2012-06-10

  do me like a queen
  be the king of my kingdom 
  dominate my dreams

• →

  i just really want
  to be a hot gay male for
  neil patrick harris 

• 2012-06-09

  saturday night blues
  it’s true, i’m anti-social
  sue me why don’t ya

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  i dream about the
  nice gorilla from king kong
  inter-specie love 

• →

  signing my yearbook 
  ‘i wish we had fucked this year. 
  have a great summer!’ 

• 2012-06-06

  bodies embracing
  cheetos on the kitchen floor
  sex in the pantry

• 2012-06-05

  your vagina is
  as deep as the blue ocean
  i will sink in it