if the U.S.A.
were a business we would have
foreclosed long ago
casual haikus
haikus 4 u
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2012-05-21
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→
aspiration— check
if you dream it, you’ll do it
so get in my bed -
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suns out, guns are out
my bro-tank shows off my ‘ceps
i am yoked as fuck -
→
her orange fake tan
glows under the bright stage lights
new, reigning prom queen -
→
my doppelgänger:
kevin james, paul blart mall cop
get me a segway -
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16 and pregnant
age 17 divorceé
18, remarried -
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bought a new dildo
neon green, bedazzled too
shenanigan time -
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“i have 6 finals
and 4 essays to write” want
some cheese with that whine -
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brb i have
to take a huge massive dump
fuck, it’s happening -
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i wonder what would
be better for your workout:
lifting ducks or cats
